As a horny lady, I hate when my vibrator isn’t charged. I’ve had to improvise, and fingers don’t cut on some things. Especially if you have acrylics or long nails. One day I was streaming some movies, and a hot scene popped up, and it got me so hot and bothered that I needed to find my handy dandy vibrator. I looked everywhere in every room, and I was going crazy.
Finally, I found it, and it was fantastic. I get all comfortable with some porn and rub and tug on my nipples. The feeling felt tantalizing. Then when I was wet and wild between my legs, I craved that big juicy vibrator. The vibration drew me crazy. My eyes were rolling in the back of my head. I could feel that big O about to come. Then it all went downhill! My toy ran out of juice, and I propped up, looking for the charger. Then it hit me it would take an hour or two. I didn’t have that patience, so I scrambled and looked high and low for a replacement. The mechanical toothbrush was an option, but I remembered I had some cool cucumbers in the fridge. I had craved a cucumber salad for a while, but I would have to steal one of the Persian cucumbers and go to town.





Not only do I have a lot of sons, but I also got married a few times. so when a boy calls me saying they’re my son in law I believe them and ready myself for Mother in law phone sex. There’s nothing I want more in life than to squeeze my cock sucking lips around one of my boys and milk the cum from him, but barring that, I want nothing more than to get knocked up by as many sons as possible, son in laws, son in cunt – as I like to call them when they’re fucking me hard and rocking my world -, son in general, I love sons. I need so much cum in my pussy on a daily basis that if I go even a few hours without some studly boy bending me over the nearest surface and plugging my holes like his life depends on it I start to get cravings and find the nearest man to fiercely buck onto. I want to get pregnant almost all the time, and I love it when my sons do it because then when I give birth and they go to fuck my ass I can call myself an Anal sex granny because of all the grandbabies we’ve made in my deep honey pot. I’m dripping wet for anal as well, I carry lube in my purse and in every dresser drawer and in the medicine cabinet and even in the kitchen drawers because I never want lack of tools and opportunity to be the reason I miss out on a huge dicking in one of my great slutty holes. I’m always prepared, I’m always waiting, and I’ll admit to being a bit cock hungry first thing in the morning. I like my pancakes spattered with cum from my closest son’s huge cum squirting dick, and when I’m not getting a helping for my mouth, I’m begging for a heaping serving of thick seed pouring into the womb of this milf Breeding whore.

















