I’ve been around the block a time or two so I have no problem saying that I have the best, maybe even the most, MILF fantasy stories. Like the time I had my furniture delivered and tipped the delivery man with the sloppiest blow job he’s ever gotten. Or when I sneaked away with a couple of the neighborhood husbands at our block party, I told them they had to blow each other before I would let them fuck me and they totally did! Then there was the time that I went to a costume party dressed as a naughty nurse, the whole thing turned into a massive fuckfest. I saw a zombie giving a Power Ranger a rusty trombone and absolutely lost my shit! Last time we had game night at my house I ended up tied to a chair in my basement and turned into a cum dumpster for all of my friends. That’s just for starters, I’ve got a million of them.