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Summer Sun With Mommy

Mom with big tits

 

Everyone loves me because I’m a dirty mom with big tits, but I’ll let you in on a secret… they’re not real!  I know, they look so good you can’t even tell that I bought my bouncy boobs, everyone says that.  It’s true, though.  The women in my family were cursed with itty bitty titties, my daughter is no exception.  I think she likes her tiny tater-tots because she does everything she can to show them off to everyone who looks her way.  That runs in the family, too.

My spitting image is home from college for the summer and she doesn’t plan on getting a job.  She deserves it.  My girl studies hard and holds down a job all year long, the least I can do is let her relax at home in the off months.  Her plan is to work on her tan and take as much man meat as humanly possible.  If I know her, there will be plenty of teen pussy licking going on, too, even if she’s only licking her little sisters’ tight and tiny twats.  

I wanted to spend some time with her and bond for a bit so I set up a lawn lounger and sunbathed in the nude with her.  We talked about everything: the boys she’s banging at school, the teachers she’s banging at school, the strangers she’s banging after school and her internship at a graphic design firm.  She’s going to go far in life, just like me!

She told me she remembers when I got my boob job after my last munchkin stepped sucking all the milk out of them.  Even she has the image of them being flat and deflated, just hanging off of my torso like a couple of old socks burned permanently into her brain.  My little ones are just as happy as I am that I had my big sexy suckers surgically implanted, they’re really fun to play with and a lot more pleasant to look at!

She decided that if she ever ends up breeding and squeezing a few crotch creepers out herself that she’ll get a boob job, too.  That made me so happy to hear that my wet mommy pussy started dripping with joy.  I stood up and gave her a hug as she laid there in the sunlight, then straddled her pretty face and dropped my dildo destroyer right down on her perfect mouth.  She’s a good girl and couldn’t be more like me if she tried.  Well, except for the tits!

 

Wet And Wise Cock Sucking Mommy

Cock sucking mommy

A good cock sucking mommy teaches her little guys all of the things in life that they might not learn in school.  Like how to really suck good dick.  Sure, they could watch porn or talk to their friends about it, but when they get pushed into a bathroom stall and forced to blow the school bully or locked in the room during detention and not allowed to leave until they make the teacher blow his old man load, they’re going to want some real hands (or mouth) on training.  

I only really love two things: my offspring and cock.  Lucky for my brood of horny bitches and bi-curious boys, I keep plenty of peen around to put into my mouth to show my crew the proper way to please a pole.  Their dads are always willing to provide the pecker for my knob slobbing presentation and they have no shortage of friends who want to blow their loads in my mouth, too.  

Once I catch a cumshot with my tonsils, I let my little hornballs join in and try to replicate what they just saw on whoever is lucky enough to be sitting for the sperm sucking session.  They might not be as skilled as I am, but having a handful of hot little tot mouths on your junk has to feel better than just my one, lone glob collecting gob.  They go at it too, the eager little cum lovers.  

I love my little guys so much!  They’re full of zeal and jizz and, once we’re all done, a little more of the wisdom only a cock sucking mommy like me can impart.  I consider it my duty as a parent.

 

Breed My Daughter’s Fat Pussy

Breeding phone sex

 

I can tell my daughter is going to be the best little breeder out there because when she has breeding phone sex her pussy gets so fucking fat and engorged, it looks like it’s going to explode!  You can literally see her lady boner grow and get full of her hot fuck juices.  You don’t have to question if she’s ready to go or not because, just like a guy, her juicy junk lets you know she’s ready to go and blow!

I taught all of my daughters how to make their pussies squirt when they were really young, but she’s definitely the cunt cream shooting queen of the bunch.  We’ve even had squirt-offs to see which one of us could drench the room more and we always finish neck and neck with each other.  Well, cunt and cunt is more like it.  Now, she’s ready for the next step.

She needs to be fertilized so she can pop out a rugrat or two of her own.  You know that super fat pussy of hers is ready to be filled up with cum over and over again until your seed finally gets planted in her currently uninhabited womb.  She’s skinny, just like me, but she has birthing hips and a stretchy snatch that won’t have any issue spitting out a fine little fucktoy or two for all of us to play with.

Maybe she’ll have a girl and, if she does, maybe it’ll come out of her with a primed little pussy that’s ready for action right away!  It’s never too early to get them ready for breeding.  That’s how my family rolls, anyway. 

 

Make Your Son a Sissy

Sissy boy mommy

 

Being a sissy boy mommy has all kinds of advantages!  I have a boy to go shopping with, dress up in all kinds of frilly clothes then take home and fuck the shit out of.  It’s the best!  If you haven’t tried turning one of your male offspring into a complete and total effeminate fuck toy then, let me tell you, you’re really missing out!

I’ve trained my pretty little he-she perfectly, turning him into a dainty and delicate her was no problem.  We’ve been at it for a while now and I have no problem saying that my femboy is one of the finest sissy sluts I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my pussy on.  I can make my tiny clitty queen do any fucking thing I want and I never have to worry about back talk!

If I want her to put on a sexy maid outfit and clean the whole house, I’m met with a simple “Yes, Mommy.” and it gets done.  I can follow her around from room messing everything up after she just cleaned it and she’ll happily turn around and make it all pristine and polished again.  I really like it when she uses my pussy juice droplets to shine the hardwood floors.  It makes them gleam and glow with glory!

I’m never hungry, my sissy son makes sure I stay fed and full.  I gave her life, in more ways than one, and my boy-girl shows me she’s thankful by making sure I stay nourished.  Isn’t that just the sweetest?  The best part is that if I need a little extra dressing on a salad or sauce on my meat, all I have to do is make her jack her swollen clitty off all over my plate.  Her creamy cock condiment goes with literally everything, it’s so yummy!

The best part of it all is definitely the fucking.  I make her please my wet mommy pussy on an almost daily basis.  My gal is well hung and always ready to blow a hot load, sometimes clamping her massive clitty down can be a challenge, but letting it out of its cage is always a treat!  Yeah, I’m a dominant bitch and typically control my crew, but I like to let my girl go to town on me and assert what male dominance she has in her.  It’s good for both of us!

I love all of my young ones but my sissy slut of a son is definitely the one I’m closest with.  He makes sure his mommy is taken care of and I make certain that she can be her true self.  Plus, my natural born girls are just little bitches.  They don’t give a shit about anything other than dick.  I’m telling you, turn your son into a sissy slut fag-boy, you’ll thank me for it!

 

My Naughty Morning Nostalgia

Teen phone sex

 

It’s funny, but I can pinpoint the exact time I became a cock loving whore.  My unending need for girthy yards of delicious dick and fold after delicate fold of desireable pussy meat was totally kick started by my best friends when I was young and the teen phone sex we used to have.  If you think I’m a huge mommy slut then you definitely have my dearest old friends Natalie and Jessie to blame for it!

I was taking a little walk down memory lane today and started going through some old pictures that I haven’t looked at in a long time as I drank my morning coffee.  I came across a wrapped up stack that my dad gave me when he passed.  Daddy always loved his camera so much, said it captures the little moments time seems to forget and the little bodies he always wanted to remember.  He was always so poetic.

I had all but forgotten that these photos even existed, but when I took off the outer wrapping, there I was standing in all of my glory with naughty Natalie and jolly Jessie on either side of me looking just as naked and just as fine as I did.  As I flipped through the old pics, my brain was filled with the nastiest nostalgia which, of course, made my wet mommy pussy start running like a leaky faucet.  Three way kisses and titty grabbing led to a pussy licking triangle of teen tarts in a carpet soaked puddle on the living room floor.  And dear old Dad was there to capture every tight teen pussy pleasing moment.  

My favorite pics of the set are his POV cumshot pictures.  You can only see the tip of his dick in them, but you can make out all three of our faces perfectly, getting completely covered in his pearly white jelly blast and loving every minute of it!  Since then, I’ve never been able to get enough hot fuck action, no matter how stuffed my holes stay.

I wonder what my best girlfriends are up to today.  You think they want to stroll down memory lane with me?  I should probably give them a call.

 

Lead With Pleasure, Finish With Pain

Anal sex mommy

 

My brood knows that if they get on my bad side then this anal sex mommy will put their little asses through the ringer!  I might be carefree and fun loving but when I put my foot down, they better cut the bullshit and toe the line or else someone is going to get hurt, and it won’t be me, I guarantee it.

I’ve never had much problem out of either of my boys, they’ve always been really sweet and caring and have never needed much discipline.  My girls, on the other hand, are another story.  They all like to test my limits and try my patience every chance they get, so when they get to be too out of pocket and act like royal little cunts, I take them down to the basement for a much needed anal attitude adjustment.

I have a simple system; please myself then dish out the pain.  Before I stretch out their tight teen sphincters with my fingers until my entire fist fits into their skinny butts, I make them work over my mommy mudhole until I shower them with my hot cum.  The best way to do that is to strap a dildo on their face, lay them back and slide my asshole down on it so it goes really deep inside of me then grind away on their heads until I get off with a gushing blast of a squirt.  

Once I’ve drained all of my pussy juices and asshole slime out onto my little girl’s helpless and crying face, that’s when their real punishment starts.  That’s when the fisting of my fine little bitchy brat’s butt begins.

 

Backyard Teen Fun

Milf fantasy stories

My dirty little daughters made my Mother’s Day one of my new favorite milf fantasy stories that I can’t wait to tell everyone!  Leave it to my crew of crudely kind cunts to throw me a beautiful bitch filled backyard barbecue that I’ll never forget and, I promise, you’ll always remember.  They’re just like me, always overdoing special days like birthdays and holidays to make their loved ones feel good.  They planned a fun little springtime sprinkler party filled with the most prime and puckered little pussies.

I’ve always been like a mom to all of their friends so every last one of those happy little whores showed up to celebrate with us.  Within minutes of them showing up, my backyard was a veritable sapphic paradise with all of those tempting teens rubbing and kissing on each other as they stripped out of their clothes.  Having the biggest tits of the whole group, I got a lot of extra teen twat attention, which I absolutely loved!

My husband was the only guy around because, let’s face it, we weren’t going to grill burgers and hotdogs ourselves.  The gang of us girls got him hotter than the fiery charcoal as we jumped over the sprinkler head again and again, drenching our skin and making us glisten in the warm sun.  The poor guy, I could tell that he had problems figuring out which meat he needed to handle more, our lunch or his weiner!

Like girls always do when they get together, we all peeled off our swimsuits and ran around the yard completely nude, playing grab-ass and silly games like titty tag and hide and go get it while we waited for the food to cook.  We all took turns fingering and licking each other’s juicy cunts and sucking whoever’s nipples were closest to our mouths.  The fun and games basically ended up turning into a darling dog pile of pussy eating teen girls with myself directing all of the dirty action.

I don’t know why it took so long for the food to be ready.  I have a pretty good idea as to why the potato salad tasted like jizz, though.  The ice cream, too.  I can’t blame my husband, he’s a horny guy and I know all of us girls looked fucking great as we went at each other’s gashes.  I’ll take cum covered food for Mother’s Day, as long as I get to have fun with my girls!

 

Wettest Teen Pussy Ever!

Teen phone sex

 

My horny teen slut of a daughter has the wettest fucking pussy I’ve ever had the pleasure of pleasing!  I thought that my dick drainer got sloppier than any other ripe and ready cunt ever could, but I have to admit that my little girl’s gushing gash gets slimier and slicker than my whore hole ever has.  And that’s really saying something!

I’ve been known to get so turned on that my leaky labia soaks my jeans or my delicious dew drips down my leg when I’m wearing a short skirt.  When my daughter wants to get fucked she’ll completely drench a couch cushion or saturate the carpet with her sex syrup so much that we have to replace it, padding and all!  Her scent is so strong that there’s just no cleaning it, it sets into the fabric and stays no matter what.

I try to make her stay in her room when she knows her twat is going to get all gooey, but you just never know where or when the mood will strike her and the waterworks will start flowing.  Silly girl!  I just do what I can to help her and try to gulp down every bit of her cunt gunk that I can before it makes too much of a mess of everything.  I do alright but then she has to do the same for me otherwise my hot and ready wet mommy pussy will make everything as moist and matted as my little girl’s does.  Like mother, like daughter!

 

Party With My Wet Mommy Pussy

Wet mommy pussy

 

I don’t know what it is about my wet mommy pussy and its sweet juices that drives everyone so crazy, but I’m certainly not going to complain about it.  Since my slippery snatch is the neighborhood’s favorite fuckhole, I get to take all the hard cock and creamy cum I could ever want!

I have a steady rotation of ready and rigid rods that I use to satisfy all of my raunchiest desires.  There are so many local longjohns looking to drench a damp dick drainer with their jizz, it’s hard to keep track of them all!  If I don’t schedule our fun little fuck dates properly then I end up with two or three of them at my door all ready to ride my cunt hard and don’t care if they have to share it with each other to do so.  That’s the perfect mentality to have; get that gash to gush no matter who’s there with you.  

Most of the men around here have all banged bitches together, anyway.  We have community parties that get really wild and typically end up in a massive orgy spread out amongst the houses like some sort of hedonistic hood.  Party or not, my home is always open for any big bone that wants to get a sloppy piece of my wet mommy pussy.

 

Break Time Blowjobs

Mommy sucking dick

 

Do you know anyone who doesn’t love to see a sexy mommy sucking dick like a champ?  If you do, I sure as shit hope you don’t hang out with them!  Fucking prudes.  Just because I’m not a hot little cum guzzling teen anymore doesn’t mean I don’t love to suck on big dicks!  I am a fucking woman, for Christ’s sake!

Today, I have a lunch date planned with a couple of my creamiest cocked coworkers.  They love it when I take a few minutes out of my break to batter my tonsils with their big ol’ bully sticks.  Again, who wouldn’t?!  Nothing helps a guy relax and breeze through the rest of his work day like blowing a load all over the HR lady’s face.  It boosts morale and increases productivity in the penis packing pricks I please around noon, everyday.

I guess you could call it the ultimate team building exercise.  The guys who give my mouth a mid-day mangling and smear the makeup all over my face with a mixture of cum and spit are consistently the company’s top performers.  Don’t take my word for it, the proof is in their numbers.  And as long as their performance keeps improving due to my break time blowjobs, mommy’s going to keep sucking that dick every damn work day.  Just doing my part.

 

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