December 2015 archive

You found me on twitter now you need to text me!

phone sex milfHe texted me and told me he saw my post on twitter…the one about how a cougar like me loves to take care of young guys and of course their cock too. Most of the guys that come to me have been very neglected. Their Mommies did not give them the attention they deserved in the very least. Now I am here to make up for it, in a motherly way or a hot milf that preys on those young dicks and uses that doe eyed look to my advantage as the horniest and most successful cougar you’ve ever talked to. My track record is remarkable, every young man wants to say they had a thing with an older woman. Especially if that woman looks like me! Go ahead and just call me Mrs. Robinson… new and improved and so much better. So much more sexual and needy for that young cock and my actions will surly show it. As I show you what a real woman is all about…this can all be done through a texting session too. If you’re feeling a little shy, we offer those too. I am sure you’ll need to look no further on twitter at the other Mommy sluts, the other cougar whores…you only need me in your life. I’ll take real good care of you in every single way your perfect little cock can imagine. Except financially, that’s your job for your new cougar. You’re only job! Call me, talk to me for hours on end while I slowly but surely work down every inch of your body. You’re going to feel things you’ve never felt before once I get my hands and tongue on you. You’ve never met a woman like me that knows how to take care of a young guy like you, knows exactly what you want even before you can tell me.

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Wet Mommy Pussy

wet mommy pussy christinaThe phone is ringing and your name comes up on the caller ID. My heart starts pounding and my juices start flowing. I can feel my nipples begin to harden as I reach for the phone, I know that our time together is going to be hot as hell. You will want to know all about what I have been doing with all the little ones that pitter patter around the house all day long, as well as what the older ones are into now. You know I am a hands on mommy and that I am into everything they do. You are so interested in all the things we are doing and I can hear your breathing change as you listen intently. As your breathing changes my hand slides between my legs and I start rubbing my wet mommy pussy slowly as I talk. Closing my eyes I can imagine you sitting there with the head of your cock glistening with pre-cum as your hand moves up and down your shaft. It won’t belong before we both explode and our creamy, hot cum flows. In my mind I imagine you shooting your load all over the picture of me that you are looking at while we talk and I can almost feel it dripping down my face as we cum together.

Stuffed with yummy cummy!

jackoff with mommy paiselyI’ve always loved the taste of cum, the texture, the heat, the way it feels sliding down my throat into my belly.
As soon as I was old enough to start fucking like a big girl I fell in love with cum, especially taking it all over my supple titties and rubbing it into my skin.
I didn’t know just how big of a waste that was, silly me…
There just isn’t anything better in the entire world than taking a huge load of hot seed and planting it in my belly, feeling it swim around, ready to start new life.
That’s right, I want to be a mommy!
Of course, it takes two to tango, or in this case to make a baby, so I need lots and lots of playmates ready to pump their baby gravy deep into my tight young pussy.
I want to be pounded into the mattress until cum gushes out of my kitty cat, over and over again until I’m swelled full of seed.
Anything goes as long as my greedy cunt is filled, you take care of me and I’ll bend over backwards to take care of you.

Impregnation Phone Sex

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I remember the moment mother nature visited me, unlike other girls I wasn’t sad or scared. I didn’t resent this transition into womanhood. I saw it more as what I had always wanted finally happening to me. Finally having what I always wanted, it wasn’t the transition to womanhood but rather the transition to motherhood. That is what I had always wanted and even though I was barely old enough to start getting pregnant…I had to start right away with impregnation phone sex. My pussy was still bald, little and perfect. Such a small little body I had at that age, but my goal was going to be met and who better to give me my first little one than my Daddy? I personally couldn’t think of anyone better to impregnate me and he sure did. He stretched my tiny cunny out and made it all his and put all the cum in me to make that little one we both wanted so fucking bad. I’m older now of course, but the goal is still the same. Get pregnant and get my little ones pregnant…we are one in the same. Do you have a hot load waiting for me and my girls? I’m sure you fucking do!

Sissy Training phone sex for Christmas

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OMG, you better hope Santa is not watching you cause he is gonna be laughing his ass off, like me. You better tell him to bring you a new penis for Christmas along with some sissy training phone sex. The cock you have is just not cutting it. You know, not “cutting the mustard.” And it’s sure not trimming my tree or frosting my cookies either. Son, I hate to tell you this but you have one tiny dicklet. I laughed out loud when I saw it. It was a tiny thing, almost shriveled, with miniscule balls that looked like little jinglebells on a dog collar. There was no way it was coming near my pussy. Why, what would I do with it? Rub it on my clitty? No thank you.
I decided to make your Christmas wish list for you. Panties, stockings, lacy dresses, pussy wax, enemas for douching that ass-pussy, and a penis pump so you can pump that cocktail weiner up big enough to see. Being a sissy is the only way you’re ever going to get any action. Not that you’ll ever get any action with me. But maybe, if you’re a very good sissy, I may allow you to watch me getting fucked by a big, thick cock. Look at his thick shaft as he opens me up. Would you like a taste of a real cock? Don’t worry. I’ll let you clean us up after he pounds my pussy full of cum. What did you expect? That’s all you’re good for, cleaning up after a real man. You’ll never measure up and no woman will ever fuck you. However, you are so much fun for me and my girlfriends to laugh at, turn you on, and make you stroke it for us. How about a 2 girl humiliation call for Christmas, little man?

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I love being a sissy boy mommy!

sissy boy mommyA Mommy like me is always ready to play with my sons. It’s that time of year that they are all home and ready to do some family time with Mommy. The sweetest, most sissy boy loving mommy in the world. When my oldest son was very young I used to love dressing him up as a girl. I clearly really wanted one! Cute satin undies, frilly dresses…this lasted up until the day he moved out. Not many people know that, of course. I wouldn’t want anyone to think different of my babyboy just because he likes to dress up like a girl sometimes, and act like one too. He is the daughter I never had, even takes cock too. I taught him so well. I taught them everything they would ever need to know! From taking cock in the ass, to applying makeup…to even getting that night time fucking in and a nighty night blowjob too! Nothing quite like the holidays to bring us all together again. I’ve really missed my sons so much, playing with the neighborhood little ones just can’t compare to my very own offspring.

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Mommy Chat with a Phone Sex Mommy

mom chatMom chat is my specialty. I love being a surrogate mommy to all the horny boys out there and sharing real life incest sex experiences. I am not your typical MILF. I have two sets of brats, school age little ones with my boy toy second husband and full grown sons and daughters with little ones of their own. So I am in my 40s with little ones running around the house again. When I talk to mommy lovers on the phone, my experiences being a P mommy are past and present. And let me tell you that it is a whole new ball game being a dirty mommy these days then it was in the 80s. Now, I can connect via chat rooms , social media and phone sex with other dirty mommies and even P daddies. Modern technology has helped me share incest stories and not feel alone in raising my offspring in a an open family dynamic.

Modern technology has also blessed me with online pornography. With my latest brood, I can watch porn clips with them instead of cartoons. They would much rather see a mother and son fucking than watch Scooby Doo. I bet you would too. I can groom my little ones for fucking in a much different way than I could 20 years ago. But the BEST thing about being a dirty P mommy in the modern world is smart phones. Not a day goes by that I do not take naughty pictures of my brats. I can get pictures of little hairless cocks, sweet bald pink cunnies, bee sting boobies and even tight little rosebuds. No worrying about getting busted taking my film to be developed at the drug store. I can also sext with my babies while they are at school and send them naughty pictures of mommy and daddy. And, I can make little home movies of us fucking. Even mommies need spank material.

So if you need a phone sex mommy, I have three plus decades of being a P mommy to share with you. Lots of stories to share, advice to give, role plays to pull from and tons of kinky experience. I don’t just talk dirty, I live dirty.

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Cock Sucking Mommy Needs Cream

Calling all you studs with full balls in need of draining. I’m Eva and I love salty thick cream. My cunt is the perfect receptacle for your jizz. I want a man who has not spunked in a few days with balls so full they are ready to explode.

I have a naughty hubby and he is going to be forced to watch all you studly men fuck and pump mu snatch full of cream. After I get good and cream pied he will play his role in clean up. If you’re willing I want him to suck you clean also and maybe get another load of jizz from those big full balls directly in his cuckold mouth.

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So who is willing to please this hot horny whore of a wife in need of real cock?

 

Phone sex whore football night!

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I am going to one of my sons football games. While I am there I meet a handsome man that is single. He tells me that my boy is really good at what he does. I invite him over along with his daughter. In my head I am thinking of all the fun we could have playing together. His daughter is blond and has tiny titis. She has a very skinny framed and I can tell she likes my son. They tell me how hot he is in his football outfit.

I make my son keep on his jersey as I begin to undress him of his pants, cleats, and pads. His boner starts to stand completely straight up as I make him get naked. I take my dress off and my tits caress his face. I look at our friends and I can tell that girls little cunny is dripping wet. I bet she has never had a cock inside of her.

I am going to let my boy pop her little cherry. We start watching them fuck each other. My sons sized football balls slap against her ass as he pounds her tight little pink cunt. Her dad is watching and getting as turned on as me. I begin to suck his daddy dick into my mommy mouth and jerk his cock with my mouth as we watch put brats get dirty. We then think it’s a good idea to join in with them.

Mommy Sucking Dick on Sundays

mommy sucking dickMommy sucking dick is what I like to do on Sundays. It is a man day of football. My boy toy husband, sons from both marriages, even my grandsons gather around in the living room selecting pigskin over pussy. Well, not really. A pussy like mine is hard to resist. So in between games and during halftimes, this sexy mommy gets fingered, licked and sometimes banged. It is okay if my pleasure comes and goes quickly on Sundays. I get pleasured 24/7 the 6 other days of the week. I am happy with boys being waited on hand and foot and mouth on Sundays during football season. As a mommy, I have a very nurturing side which comes out tenfold when all the men are gathered in the house at the same time. This past Sunday, when Denver ruined the winning streak of those silly Patriots who think they can deflate balls like a horny cougar, I sucked off 7 cocks: 1 boy toy husband, 4 sons and two grandsons. I am the queen of deflating balls, especially on Sundays. There are 3 game slots on Sunday, so take those 7 cocks multiply it by 3 halftimes and 3 breaks in-between games and you get 42 loads of cum on Sunday. Sunday Funday indeed. At least for this cock sucking mommy cum wore.