Truth or dare I asked him, he said truth. So I took the opportunity to find out some dirt on my latest fuck toy I might not otherwise get to know. Not to mention the 2nd pitcher of margaritas we were polishing off. I reached down his pants and started stroking his cock and asked him, “where is the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?’ without missing a beat he answered “disney land on the haunted mansion ride”. I couldn’t help but bust out laughing. Your turn he says truth or dare,”dare” I tell him, and that;s when he instructs me to rollerblade thru the neighborhood topless. Great I think now all my neighbors are going to know what a crazy slut I am. I strapped on my blades ripped off my top letting my 34 d’s flop and jiggle in all their perky round glory. I hit the pavement and first person I see is the horny old coot 2 doors down he sees me and as I roll by he’s got his hands down his pants jerking he geriatric pecker. I smile and wave, next person I see his the balding middle aged divorce dad on the corner mowing his grass. I give him just enough time to pitch a tent in his sweat pants as I roll by he waves with his junk at full attention. I’m almost done with my bare breasted dare when I see the group of teenage gamer dudes pulling up in a driveway a couple houses down from me they don’t miss a beat whipping out their iphones and recording my sans top round the block roller skate. They have one hand on their phone recording and the other tugging their junk as I round the corner one of them actually lets go of his dick long enough to wave as I roll by. What could I do but wave back,I’m fucked for sure now I think no way the HOA isn’t hearing about this…oh well fuck it I think, what ‘s the worst that can happen? I’ve got every guy in my back pocket on the block at this point, I’m going to be the most popular lady in the neighbor hood now. The slut next door.
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You are such a sexy mommy.