Not only is my belly growing, but so are my boobs, and for some reason, they are already getting full of milk. They have gotten o the point they are a bit uncomfortable, so I ordered a breast pump. The day it came by the man in the big brown truck was a fun day. I was walking around the house comfy as can be in my tank top and PJs when I heard a knock on the door. I love to flirt with this delivery guy because I notice him staring at my big belly and tits every time he comes over. He is fine as hell, but seems a tad bit dumb. He tells me I have a package. I know who it is from but want to have a bit of fun so I ask him. He tells me it is from Lactation Support – stumbling over the word lactation, obviously confused. I say yes – my breast pump. He looks at me dumbfounded. I tell him my breasts are already leaking from the pregnancy and I need to get some of the milk out. He still appears dumbfounded but I let it go. I tell him to come in while I check to make sure the pump wasn’t damaged in shipping. I open the box and tell him it looks ok, but I best try it before he leaves – just in case I need to send it back. I proceed to pull my titty out right in front of him. The dumb fuck just stares at me. As I prepare to put my tit in the suction horn, it starts to leak. Once I see the milk start down the tubes, I know that it is working. I really had no qualm that it wouldn’t. I just wanted to flash the guy and see if he would respond. Then I realized I had forgotten to put the collection bag on the end. I lifted the tube trying to attach the bag before it was too late. UPS guy decides to help and ends up with a face full of titty spray in the process! The look on his face was hilarious! I couldn’t help but laugh as he ran out the door like a scared little bitch! Well, I probably won’t be getting any of that cock any time soon, but its ok, the laugh was well worth it!
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