Mom Chat Helps Men Seduce Their Own Mothers

mom chatMost men enjoy some mom chat occasionally. And I think I can provide a cathartic release for men with unresolved mommy issues. Face it, men. Most of you jacked off thinking about fucking your mommies. And perhaps you even jacked off in her dirty underwear too. Another common thing shared among men with mommy issues.

I act as a surrogate mommy for many men like this. We roleplay that I am their mother. And that helps them work through the fantasy they always had but never made come true. However, I can do more than just role play mommy. I can also provide some mom therapy. And by that, I mean as a mommy whore, I can help men seduce their own mothers. I think it is never too late to fuck your mother. In fact, it gets easier to do once you both get older.

A Dirty Mommy Like Me Can Help Your Fuck Your Own Mother

Last night, I counseled one of my oldest son’s best friends on how to seduce his widowed mommy. As morbid as it might seem, a widowed mother might be much easier to seduce. Why? Because her grown son will remind her of her late husband. And she’s emotionally raw and sad. Mature women hate to be alone. Take me for example. After my cankerous divorce, I filled the void with my sons and my best friend’s son who I later married.

Mature women still get horny. We hit our sexual peak somewhere in our 40s. And for most of us, those sexual urges do not stop because we no longer have a husband. However, most widowed women cannot bring themselves to date. But a handsome son who reminds them of their husband, well that’s a different game.

So, as a mommy son phone sex therapist, I gave him some useful tips on seducing his mother. And he even took notes. My son’s friend is not the only man I ever counseled on how to fuck his own mother. And guess what? Every boy I have ever helped got to bang his mommy eventually. So, do not give up hope. Let this mommy help you fuck your mommy too.

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