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Sissy Training phone sex for Christmas

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OMG, you better hope Santa is not watching you cause he is gonna be laughing his ass off, like me. You better tell him to bring you a new penis for Christmas along with some sissy training phone sex. The cock you have is just not cutting it. You know, not “cutting the mustard.” And it’s sure not trimming my tree or frosting my cookies either. Son, I hate to tell you this but you have one tiny dicklet. I laughed out loud when I saw it. It was a tiny thing, almost shriveled, with miniscule balls that looked like little jinglebells on a dog collar. There was no way it was coming near my pussy. Why, what would I do with it? Rub it on my clitty? No thank you.
I decided to make your Christmas wish list for you. Panties, stockings, lacy dresses, pussy wax, enemas for douching that ass-pussy, and a penis pump so you can pump that cocktail weiner up big enough to see. Being a sissy is the only way you’re ever going to get any action. Not that you’ll ever get any action with me. But maybe, if you’re a very good sissy, I may allow you to watch me getting fucked by a big, thick cock. Look at his thick shaft as he opens me up. Would you like a taste of a real cock? Don’t worry. I’ll let you clean us up after he pounds my pussy full of cum. What did you expect? That’s all you’re good for, cleaning up after a real man. You’ll never measure up and no woman will ever fuck you. However, you are so much fun for me and my girlfriends to laugh at, turn you on, and make you stroke it for us. How about a 2 girl humiliation call for Christmas, little man?

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Mommy Chat with a Phone Sex Mommy

mom chatMom chat is my specialty. I love being a surrogate mommy to all the horny boys out there and sharing real life incest sex experiences. I am not your typical MILF. I have two sets of brats, school age little ones with my boy toy second husband and full grown sons and daughters with little ones of their own. So I am in my 40s with little ones running around the house again. When I talk to mommy lovers on the phone, my experiences being a P mommy are past and present. And let me tell you that it is a whole new ball game being a dirty mommy these days then it was in the 80s. Now, I can connect via chat rooms , social media and phone sex with other dirty mommies and even P daddies. Modern technology has helped me share incest stories and not feel alone in raising my offspring in a an open family dynamic.

Modern technology has also blessed me with online pornography. With my latest brood, I can watch porn clips with them instead of cartoons. They would much rather see a mother and son fucking than watch Scooby Doo. I bet you would too. I can groom my little ones for fucking in a much different way than I could 20 years ago. But the BEST thing about being a dirty P mommy in the modern world is smart phones. Not a day goes by that I do not take naughty pictures of my brats. I can get pictures of little hairless cocks, sweet bald pink cunnies, bee sting boobies and even tight little rosebuds. No worrying about getting busted taking my film to be developed at the drug store. I can also sext with my babies while they are at school and send them naughty pictures of mommy and daddy. And, I can make little home movies of us fucking. Even mommies need spank material.

So if you need a phone sex mommy, I have three plus decades of being a P mommy to share with you. Lots of stories to share, advice to give, role plays to pull from and tons of kinky experience. I don’t just talk dirty, I live dirty.

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Phone sex whore football night!

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I am going to one of my sons football games. While I am there I meet a handsome man that is single. He tells me that my boy is really good at what he does. I invite him over along with his daughter. In my head I am thinking of all the fun we could have playing together. His daughter is blond and has tiny titis. She has a very skinny framed and I can tell she likes my son. They tell me how hot he is in his football outfit.

I make my son keep on his jersey as I begin to undress him of his pants, cleats, and pads. His boner starts to stand completely straight up as I make him get naked. I take my dress off and my tits caress his face. I look at our friends and I can tell that girls little cunny is dripping wet. I bet she has never had a cock inside of her.

I am going to let my boy pop her little cherry. We start watching them fuck each other. My sons sized football balls slap against her ass as he pounds her tight little pink cunt. Her dad is watching and getting as turned on as me. I begin to suck his daddy dick into my mommy mouth and jerk his cock with my mouth as we watch put brats get dirty. We then think it’s a good idea to join in with them.

All I want for Christmas is your cock!

jack off with mommyAll I want for Christmas is a nice young dick to suck and fuck! I know that’s something you’ve had in mind too… well rather you’ve been looking for a cougar like me. Do you have Mommy issues? Did she never give you the attention you know you earned and absolutely deserved? It’s okay baby boy, you’ve got a new mommy now that will take good care of you and that cock. Fulfill all your milf desires, fuck you like no one else can and make you cum harder than you ever have before. That’s what Mommy’s are supposed to do, and a cougar like me needs a young cock anyway. I think we’re the perfect match. I know you can see it now… me sucking your cock till you explode in my mouth and I just keep on sucking! That’s what a real woman does. Swallows the cum and keeps going for more of it! That’s what you need anyway… you need a blowjob that will put you right to sleep but I won’t be happy till my soaking pussy is all filled up with your young fresh cock. Looks like we both want the same thing for Christmas this year!

Cum Contest

jack off with mommy christinaEva, all the brats and I were cleaning up after a huge Thanksgiving feast. With a house full of men all sitting around watching the game and relaxing after we had cooked and now cleaned we decided it was time for us to have some fun. I don’t know how we ended up on the subject of big cum shots and how we loved a huge mother load of sticky, milky, salty jizz. Laughing, we started listing all the men here one at a time and comparing notes as to the money shots we had gotten from them. We finally decided that when we were done with the dishes we would march into the living room and settle this once and for all. We would make each of them cum and find out just whose load was the biggest. The winner or the biggest cum shot would win the services of who ever was able to make him produce the load for the rest of the week. Either Eva or I would be at his beck and call 24 hours a day for the next 7 days!

They love to jack off with mommy!

jack off with mommySometimes I have to be careful what I say on tumblr, people get so butthurt. Just because they don’t give their little ones the attention they deserve doesn’t mean I’m not going to give mine the attention I KNOW they crave! I mean, seriously there is no hiding the tiny little boners they get when they see Mommy. It’s not my fault they love to jack off with mommy! Sometimes the people on tumblr understand my slight hinting at what I’m into… other times they just don’t get that I am a happy, loving and proud Mommy who would literally do anything for my little ones. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for them, and if that means giving them all the attention they deserve at all times then that’s what it will be! They love how mommy kisses them, sucks and licks all over those innocent sweet bodies, they love how Mommy treats them like the princes they are. They need to learn so many things, only things that Mommy should teach them in my opinion. Do you agree with my parenting techniques? Or are you so fucking butthurt like those on tumblr that I give my little ones all the love they should be getting? I know if you’ve made it this far, you’re ready to give my little ones some love and lessons too!

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A Mommy Sucking Dick for Mommy Son Phone Sex Fun

mommy sucking dickDo you enjoy looking at mommy sucking dick? YOUR dick? All my boys can’t help themselves. When I am down on their shafts bobbing up and down, they have their eyes wide open in amazement. I keep my eyes open too. I want my horny little devils to know that I love sucking their short fatties. I remember the first time I blew my oldest son who has his own brats now. I closed my eyes and he thought that meant I did not enjoy blowing him. That stuck with me. Now with his half brothers, I make sure to always lock gaze with them so they know I am enjoying every inch of their tiny wieners. Sometimes I scan the room, lock eyes with their father who is stroking his cock watching or one of my daughters who is waiting her turn to have her pussy licked by me.

mommy son phone sexI keep my eyes open eating girl pussy too. I am a very oral mommy. Love sucking little dicks and licking little bald beavers. It is not only because I want my brats knowing that giving head is anything but perfunctory for me. It is also because I love seeing their expressions. You cannot hide your pleasure. Eyes rolling in the back of your head always lets me know you are about to unleash a geyser on my face I know when my brats are between my legs, they can gauge when mommy is going to cum by watching the whites of my eyes disappear. If you are looking for mommy son phone sex fun, remember this mommy loves to look you in the eyes as you are cumming in her face.

A Family Thanksgiving to Remember…

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Three little ones and one in the oven! My oven, that is. Thanksgiving is going to be fun this year! But only if YOU will be joining us that is! These three brats need to be fucked just like the sluts they are, those little bodies need to be rammed and torn apart with some fat cocks! Mommy doesn’t mind seeing my little ones being used, in fact it makes Mommy’s pussy so fucking wet. Get my little ones pregnant too for all I care! The oldest is almost ready to be a breeding whore like Mommy, and she is going to be taking cock in her holes for this family meal. All of us together, there will be no time for eating, no time for anything but fucking. Oh you’re disappointed that there is already a little brat in me? You wanted to be the one to get your whore pregnant? Oh baby, just fuck this little brat out of me and put a new one in with all the cum you have for me! It’s going be the best thanksgiving ever… because you’re there to join in the family fun!

MILF chat

MILF chat

I swear my little men were on their fucking girl time of the month this week. Do you know how I handled those little fags, since they were acting like such little bitches? They whine, bitch, and complain and I am over it. I got my video camera out, my lip stick, and some clothes. I invited a few male friends over to even help me. I was going to make them dress up and look like the little whore bitches that they were being. I am going to make sure we video tape this, just in case they decide to act like this again I will show this video to everyone they know. Part of being a little dumb whinny bitch is to learn to get fucked like one. I make them pull those G-strings to the side of their ass cheeks- bend over and take a big cock. I want to make sure their tight little ass holes are gaping wide! That should teach them.

Jack off with Mommy Pearl

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“Harder,” I yelled as you banged my pussy from behind. There’s just something about this position that brings out my animal lust. I love my life as an older woman. It seems like the older I get, the wetter and hornier my pussy gets. Men my age just can’t keep up with me. Young men are what I need. Stiff dicks and no brains. The shy ones and the ugly ones are the best. They are so horny that they nearly leap on my cunt. I find it funny that the younger women miss out on these eager to please studs. They will lap piss straight from your cunt and eat your asshole just for some pink taco. They appreciate the experience that an older woman brings to the table. Are you one of these lonely, forgotten boys that can’t get a girl.
Mommy’s arms and legs are wide open for you. Let me guide and train you in pleasing a woman. Or maybe you just need to relive your boyhood and how you lusted for your mommy or aunt. I love hot roleplay and will stroke along with you as we please each other. Come Jack off with Mommy
Mommy stays up all night so her dateless boys can be tucked in properly.

 

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