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Stuffed with yummy cummy!

jackoff with mommy paiselyI’ve always loved the taste of cum, the texture, the heat, the way it feels sliding down my throat into my belly.
As soon as I was old enough to start fucking like a big girl I fell in love with cum, especially taking it all over my supple titties and rubbing it into my skin.
I didn’t know just how big of a waste that was, silly me…
There just isn’t anything better in the entire world than taking a huge load of hot seed and planting it in my belly, feeling it swim around, ready to start new life.
That’s right, I want to be a mommy!
Of course, it takes two to tango, or in this case to make a baby, so I need lots and lots of playmates ready to pump their baby gravy deep into my tight young pussy.
I want to be pounded into the mattress until cum gushes out of my kitty cat, over and over again until I’m swelled full of seed.
Anything goes as long as my greedy cunt is filled, you take care of me and I’ll bend over backwards to take care of you.

Mommy Chat with a Phone Sex Mommy

mom chatMom chat is my specialty. I love being a surrogate mommy to all the horny boys out there and sharing real life incest sex experiences. I am not your typical MILF. I have two sets of brats, school age little ones with my boy toy second husband and full grown sons and daughters with little ones of their own. So I am in my 40s with little ones running around the house again. When I talk to mommy lovers on the phone, my experiences being a P mommy are past and present. And let me tell you that it is a whole new ball game being a dirty mommy these days then it was in the 80s. Now, I can connect via chat rooms , social media and phone sex with other dirty mommies and even P daddies. Modern technology has helped me share incest stories and not feel alone in raising my offspring in a an open family dynamic.

Modern technology has also blessed me with online pornography. With my latest brood, I can watch porn clips with them instead of cartoons. They would much rather see a mother and son fucking than watch Scooby Doo. I bet you would too. I can groom my little ones for fucking in a much different way than I could 20 years ago. But the BEST thing about being a dirty P mommy in the modern world is smart phones. Not a day goes by that I do not take naughty pictures of my brats. I can get pictures of little hairless cocks, sweet bald pink cunnies, bee sting boobies and even tight little rosebuds. No worrying about getting busted taking my film to be developed at the drug store. I can also sext with my babies while they are at school and send them naughty pictures of mommy and daddy. And, I can make little home movies of us fucking. Even mommies need spank material.

So if you need a phone sex mommy, I have three plus decades of being a P mommy to share with you. Lots of stories to share, advice to give, role plays to pull from and tons of kinky experience. I don’t just talk dirty, I live dirty.

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Mommy Sucking Dick on Sundays

mommy sucking dickMommy sucking dick is what I like to do on Sundays. It is a man day of football. My boy toy husband, sons from both marriages, even my grandsons gather around in the living room selecting pigskin over pussy. Well, not really. A pussy like mine is hard to resist. So in between games and during halftimes, this sexy mommy gets fingered, licked and sometimes banged. It is okay if my pleasure comes and goes quickly on Sundays. I get pleasured 24/7 the 6 other days of the week. I am happy with boys being waited on hand and foot and mouth on Sundays during football season. As a mommy, I have a very nurturing side which comes out tenfold when all the men are gathered in the house at the same time. This past Sunday, when Denver ruined the winning streak of those silly Patriots who think they can deflate balls like a horny cougar, I sucked off 7 cocks: 1 boy toy husband, 4 sons and two grandsons. I am the queen of deflating balls, especially on Sundays. There are 3 game slots on Sunday, so take those 7 cocks multiply it by 3 halftimes and 3 breaks in-between games and you get 42 loads of cum on Sunday. Sunday Funday indeed. At least for this cock sucking mommy cum wore.

All I want for Christmas is your cock!

jack off with mommyAll I want for Christmas is a nice young dick to suck and fuck! I know that’s something you’ve had in mind too… well rather you’ve been looking for a cougar like me. Do you have Mommy issues? Did she never give you the attention you know you earned and absolutely deserved? It’s okay baby boy, you’ve got a new mommy now that will take good care of you and that cock. Fulfill all your milf desires, fuck you like no one else can and make you cum harder than you ever have before. That’s what Mommy’s are supposed to do, and a cougar like me needs a young cock anyway. I think we’re the perfect match. I know you can see it now… me sucking your cock till you explode in my mouth and I just keep on sucking! That’s what a real woman does. Swallows the cum and keeps going for more of it! That’s what you need anyway… you need a blowjob that will put you right to sleep but I won’t be happy till my soaking pussy is all filled up with your young fresh cock. Looks like we both want the same thing for Christmas this year!

Mommy loves Black Friday!

I love black friday shopping! I save so much money! Most people hate it, the lines and the crazy people who rush into the store. I have an insider who gets me in right before the stores open. I  grab the things I want and I get everything. Now Money can only buy you so much which I need to buy my precious son everything on his list. So his mommy goes out and finds the head security guard.

Phone sex mommy

These men are always the biggest blackest men I have ever seen. Its like every year they get bigger and blacker. I fucking love it. Not only do I save a shit ton of money I get my mommy pussy fucked and filled with a big black cock and yummy sticky cum! I walk around that empty store with my pussy dripping wet and dripping cum down my thighs. I fucking love shopping on black friday, I save money and I get big hard black cocks shoved into my tight mommy pussy! 

MILF chat

MILF chat

I swear my little men were on their fucking girl time of the month this week. Do you know how I handled those little fags, since they were acting like such little bitches? They whine, bitch, and complain and I am over it. I got my video camera out, my lip stick, and some clothes. I invited a few male friends over to even help me. I was going to make them dress up and look like the little whore bitches that they were being. I am going to make sure we video tape this, just in case they decide to act like this again I will show this video to everyone they know. Part of being a little dumb whinny bitch is to learn to get fucked like one. I make them pull those G-strings to the side of their ass cheeks- bend over and take a big cock. I want to make sure their tight little ass holes are gaping wide! That should teach them.

Naughty Mommy!

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I found the next best thing to flavored lube! I found twitter! TWEET TWEET! I fucking love twitter and all of you sexy nasty men who love a hot MILF like me. I love reading your tweets back to me on how you would like to rub your cock in between my big fat mommy titties! I love rubbing my pussy to all the comments about how you want to fill mommy’s cunt up with cum and make her have an incest freak! I would be so happy to carry the sin of love and sex between a mother and son inside of me. Our love should not be held back by names. Yes I am your mother, I pushed you out of my cunt. I feed you from my breast and I cleaned your shitty ass. I also have sucked your cock since you were born. I fell in love with you the first time I held you in my arms. You are my son and mommy loves you! 

My favorite time of year

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Fall has always been my favorite time of year. It is the start of the snuggle season. Can you guess who my favorite little man to cuddle with is? That’s right my handsome son. He is mommy’s snuggle bear! He loves to get under the blankets on the couch with his sexy mommy. I hate panties and he knows that. He also knows that as soon as mommy is under the covers on the couch I have no panties on and just a night gown. He gets in with me and wraps his arms around me. He plays with my big tits and my hairy pussy as I rub his cock. He loves his mommies furry pussy, he loves sticking his fingers inside of my pussy lips and playing with my clit. He is a good son, he makes sure his mommy cums first before he stick his cock inside my pussy. I just love snuggle season and fucking my son! 

Wet Mommy Pussy Tastes So Good

wet mommy pussyWet mommy pussy tastes so yummy. I make all my brats lick my wet holes pretty much from the time they can crawl. Both my boys and girls are expert pussy lickers. My offspring are here to service me first and foremost. Never too young or too old to take care of your mommy. Remember that boys. Nothing tells your mommy you love her like eating her cunt and rimming her asshole. I may be a rather in charge mommy, but I am not so hedonistic that I don’t give back. I love to suck on boy dick and lick baby girl pussy. It is natural instinct for mommies to want to pleasure their offspring, nurture them and teach them how to accept and give pleasure. I’m just old fashioned in that I believe that women should cum first, especially mommy!

Today, my youngest son and daughter honed their pussy licking skills. Both are learning the alphabet, so what better way to practice your ABC’s then licking them out on mommy’s swollen pink wet clit? They took turns by the pool practicing the alphabet on my pussy. I love when I can combine sex education lessons with regular classes. Pussy licking, especially mommy pussy licking, is an important to skill to have too. Mommies are much happier and willing to spoil you when you spend quality time between their legs. My little ones were beaming so proudly that they made mommy feel so good. They both earned gold stars in the oral arts today.

mom fantasiesI have taught all my offspring to take care of their mommy, so don’t worry I can teach you too. Sadly not all mommies follow their natural instincts. So, if you have a mommy who will not give in to her biological right to fuck you, I can help you with your mom fantasies. I may even be able to help you make fantasy a reality based on my own experience as a dirty mommy. I can be your fantasy phone sex mommy or your mommy therapist. I love bringing families closer together and making boys cum!

Uncle Gary’s In Town

jackoff with mommy christinaMy sweet little Candy has never been good at sucking dick. Even after all the years of working with her she still gags when a guy cums in her mouth. She never swallows it all like a good girl. It really is very aggravating.
So I invited my brother, her Uncle Gary to come spend an entire weekend with us. One way or another I am going to turn my little whore into a dick sucker by the end of the weekend. After all she is costing me money. The men find her very attractive but aren’t willing to pay top dollar for a slut that doesn’t suck!
Gary has a huge fucking piece of meat and he is willing to keep it shoved in her mouth until she masters the art of cock sucking.
I have to say watching him force his dick down her throat up close and personal is very fucking hot and has my pussy just oozing cunt juice.
It’s going to be a long weekend!