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Easter Egg Hunting Trailer Park Style

phone sex mommyEaster in the trailer park is always a fun time. We have one large egg hunt for the little ones complete with a costumed bunny and everything. Real eggs, candy eggs, and prize eggs litter the overgrown and weeds for hunting. Having already gotten into their baskets in the morning, most of the rugrats were wide open, running here and there at full speed.

Of course, when you get a bunch of rednecks together there is always plenty of beer drinking. By the time the little ones are worn down for the evening, and put to bed, half the park adults are a bit drunk. Last year, we had the fun idea of doing an adult hunt after dark. Our prizes were a bit different. Our prizes ranged from certificates for beer and cigarettes, to vibrating eggs and rabbits. Of course I found several prize eggs as did several of the other women. The men were teasing us as to their uses when one of the men dared us to show them how well they worked. Maybe because of how drunk we were, or maybe just because we are all exhibitionist sluts, we agreed. Before long, all of the women were in different stages of nudeness, playing with our toys in front of the men. My toys were a vibrating chrome egg and a butt plug with a bunny tail attached. I was more than happy to show off my bunny tail! With the plug in my butt and the chrome egg in my pussy, I was feeling very good. It buzzed along at a medium speed, getting me very aroused. Then when one of my tenants took the remote and placed that baby on high, I was coming instantly. Coming in front of so many men was a completely erotic experience I will never forget. Of course the men were not to be left out and soon the adult egg hunt turned into a free for all orgy! I cant wait to see what we have in store for this Easter Egg Hunt. preggo phone sex

Spraying the Delivery Man

lactating phone sexNot only is my belly growing, but so are my boobs, and for some reason, they are already getting full of milk. They have gotten o the point they are a bit uncomfortable, so I ordered a breast pump. The day it came by the man in the big brown truck was a fun day. I was walking around the house comfy as can be in my tank top and PJs when I heard a knock on the door. I love to flirt with this delivery guy because I notice him staring at my big belly and tits every time he comes over. He is fine as hell, but seems a tad bit dumb. He tells me I have a package. I know who it is from but want to have a bit of fun so I ask him. He tells me it is from Lactation Support – stumbling over the word lactation, obviously confused. I say yes – my breast pump. He looks at me dumbfounded. I tell him my breasts are already leaking from the pregnancy and I need to get some of the milk out. He still appears dumbfounded but I let it go. I tell him to come in while I check to make sure the pump wasn’t damaged in shipping. I open the box and tell him it looks ok, but I best try it before he leaves – just in case I need to send it back. I proceed to pull my titty out right in front of him. The dumb fuck just stares at me. As I prepare to put my tit in the suction horn, it starts to leak. Once I see the milk start down the tubes, I know that it is working. I really had no qualm that it wouldn’t. I just wanted to flash the guy and see if he would respond. Then I realized I had forgotten to put the collection bag on the end. I lifted the tube trying to attach the bag before it was too late. UPS guy decides to help and ends up with a face full of titty spray in the process! The look on his face was hilarious! I couldn’t help but laugh as he ran out the door like a scared little bitch! Well, I probably won’t be getting any of that cock any time soon, but its ok, the laugh was well worth it!

Redneck Grudge Fuck

lactating phone sexI have fucked most every guy in the trailer park. Does that make me a whore? Maybe, but I prefer to say I just love having fun. There was one guy I had not fucked, no matter how many times he hit on me. He lived with his old lady and I chose to respect that, even if he didn’t. Where did that respect get me though? No where, cause I just found out the little bitch was running her mouth about me to anybody who would listen! She said I was a a trailer park whore who would fuck anything with a dick and I didn’t know who my baby’s daddies were. Nevermind that its all true, the bitch didn’t have a right to have my name in her mouth.

So I set out to show her. I called her man up to my trailer to help with some “plumbing”. Even though I am the manager, the men tend to help out alot with maintenance, especially in my delicate condition. When he got there, he checked my pipes and told me he didn’t see a problem. I admitted there wasn’t one, I just wanted to take him up on his offers of a good fuck. He was surprised, but wasted no time in beginning to feel me up. He sucked on my titties and drank up all the mommy milk they were giving. I dropped to my knees and serviced his rather impressive cock with my mouth, taking it right into my throat and attempted to milk his cock with my throat muscles. He told me he wanted to feel my pregnant pussy and with no further foreplay, lay me on my side and stuck that cock right in. My pussy was so wet, it slid in without resistance and filled me right up. His cock felt so good sliding in and out of my hot cunt.

Before we could come though, his old lady came in and saw us. I just smiled as she stared flabbergasted that this trailer park whore was getting a piece of her man! Of course, he jumped up apologizing over and over to his lady, but it didn’t matter. I was just fucking him to get back at her anyway. Wonder how long it will be before the park knows this whore fucked her man too.

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Mud Bogging Fun And Fucking

pregnant phone sexThe storms last night were so strong they shook my trailer throughout the night. There is always one great thing about heavy storms, though. It makes the next day perfect for mud bogging. I asked a couple of the guys from the park if they wanted to go. The 40’s on my Ford are great, but just in case I got stuck, my pregnant ass was not pushing that big ass truck. They were happy to come along. One asked if he could drive. Hell naw! You coming for the muscle, but you do not come between a girl and her pickup!

phone sex mommyWe bounced right along, navigating the mud pits great, but eventually met our match. My truck bogged down almost to the doors. There was no getting out of this by pushing. One of my guys was going to walk back to his truck and bring it back with a wench. The other one and I decided just to hang out in the bed of the truck and enjoy the beautiful weather and the new system I had installed in the truck.

mommy whoreWe waited and waited and waited, laughing and cutting up and having a good ol’ time. Eventually the Buds started getting to my fella and he started getting frisky. Who was I to turn him down? This cowboy had a gorgeous cock and I was horny as usual. We came out of our clothes quickly. I went down on him, gobbling his dick up and right down my throat. He almost cum from feeling it hit the back of my throat. but thankfully he refrained. He had his hand in my panties and commented on how wet I was. I turned on my side, so that he could reach me better. We began fucking in a spoon position and I could feel it every time he hit my cervix. Oh my God the sensations this redneck was bringing out! It wasn’t long before we both were coming like crazy. My hot pregnant pussy was just too much for him to hold back!

Saturday Night Trailer Park Fun

Preggo phone sexIts a weekend night down south. That means party time in the trailer park! As usual, my double-wide is where all the rednecks have congregated. We have a bonfire going and the beer is flowing. Drunks passing out wherever they land and music blaring. Yep, it is a typical Saturday night. Usually, I would be drunk off my ass right now, but since I’m big and pregnant, I am abstaining from alcohol for the time being. People have begun to couple off and head to their own trailers. You have been staring me down all night. I finally ask you if you like what you have been looking at. You tell me that you have been getting hot as hell thinking about my pregnant ass and you would love to be able to fuck me. I guess all that alcohol has really lowered your inhibitions because you are usually such a shy young thing!

I see the lump in your Wranglers and feel myself get wet at the thought of having that nice hard cock inside my preggo pussy. I lead you to my bedroom. As soon as we are there you start groping my full titties and end up spraying yourself in the face, which makes us both dissolve in giggles. You lower your mouth and begin to drink my mommy juice. Once you drink your fill, I drop to my knees to see whats inside those jeans. I take your gorgeous man-meat into my mouth and suck away with as much vigor as you did on my tit. You tell me to stand and you bend me over the bed, wasting no time getting your cock into my hot wet mommy pussy. I love getting fucked from behind and you know just how to work that cock cowboy! You fill my pregnant pussy with your sweet cum, just as we hear a racket outside. Dammit! Bubba and Billy are throwing punches again. Better go get that shit broke up before the cops get called. Never a dull moment when you are queen of the trailer park!

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