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I’m one happy redneck! I got my income taxes back and I’m going to live it up, for a few days at least. I noticed my little brat has gotten some big breasts like her mommy. I take her to get measured and we try on some bras. Her big breasts are making my pussy wet. I can’t help myself and I start to rub on them. She sticks her hand down my panties and starts to play with my pussy. She knows how to make mommy feel good. She bends down and sucks on my tits, slurping up my milk. I moan as I run my hands up her tight skirt. She has a very wet pussy too. I slide my finger inside and she’s instantly putty in my hands. As she tongues my nipples, I start to finger her faster. We go on fr a few minutes until I can’t take it anymore. I whip out my purse-size vibrator and fuck her with it. We take turns using it on one another until we both cum. The sales lady comes to ask if we are finding everything okay. I guess we will have to finish our shopping later, mommy is still horny.

Fix this

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I was woken up by this loud ass sound. I quickly jumped up, still naked by the way, and looked out my front door. Low and behold, it’s one of my dumb tenants, Jacob. Apparently, he had lost control of his hot rod and crashed into my fence. I’m so fucking pissed. He waltz over and tries to apologize. Dick just needs to fix my fence..He said he can pay me back in other ways. He whips out his huge cock and makes me shove it down my throat. I gag but he keeps pushing my head back down onto his cock. He starts to fuck me. He goes slow at first, going all the way in and pulling all the way out. I know this shit is not going to cut it. I jump on top of his big, hard cock and fuck him like it should be done. I can tell his wife doesn’t fuck him like this. Ramming his rod into me, I smack him in the face. You better not cum until I do. My pussy is so wet. I feel my clit start to swell as he repeatedly hit my g-spot. I fuck him until start to cum. It feels so good. I slam down onto his cock one last time, making him blow his load. I start to squirt so I rub my clit and spray my juices all in his face. I get up and throw him a towel and tell hi to clean up, then go ix my fucking fence.

Paying Ass Tax

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I’m in my bedroom having some quality time with my dildo. My big milk filled tits bouncing around as I’m riding my big fuck toy. Oh fuck this feels so good. I’m grinding the hell out of it, rubbing my clit as I go along. Oh, I.m about to cum..just a few more pumps…When there’s a knock at my door. Fuck! So I put my panties and tank top on and go answer the door. There’s a a man dressed in a nice suit, he certainly is in the wrong place.

‘Ass tax ma’am. You should have received a notification-‘

‘Oh, yeah..right’ I say. ‘ I ain’t never heard no damn ass tax’

‘It’s a government program designed to help with one of our biggest problems we are suffering today’.

‘Which is?’ I ask.

‘It’s a shortage of spermatic fluids, there’s a shortage over the world.’

‘What in the hell is that?’ I ask.

 ‘ Let me show you.’  he says seductively. He pushes past me and takes my hand. We walk into my kitchen and me orders me to sit on the counter. He raises me legs up and slides me soaking wet panties off. He starts to undress, unveiling a art canvas of tattoos. ‘Show me where the government is going baby’ I leaned back and spread my ass cheeks wide. He wiggled his tongue around my asshole and then rammed me with it, pushing it far inside me as he could get it. I  felt a hand come across my stomach, up to my big tit, massaging it. He withdrew his tongue from my hole and jammed a finger deep inside instead. Oh that feels so good. His head lowered between my wide spread thighs and began to tongue fuck me. My whole body began to shake. I wrapped my legs around his head and pulled him in deeper. A orgasm rolled through my body, making me crave more. I unwrapped his head and he stood up. ‘ Are you ready to pay off your Ass Tax?’ he asked.

 ‘Yes, fuck my ass government man’ I begged. He stuck his hard dick against my hole and sat there for a few seconds. I slammed my ass down on his hard cock, rooting it out. His fingers were rubbing my clit. I whimpered as he pulled out.

‘Is there a pussy tax too’ I asked.

 ‘ As a matter of fact, there is’ he says.

 ‘Well no sense in you having to make two trips’ I say as I pushed him off me so I can into position for him to collect it.

Phone sex whore says : Fuck me OR get the fuck out!

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So I’m just sitting in my rocking chair, watching Jerry Springer when there’s a
knock at the door. I bet it’s one of those nasty lot lizards asking for a
place for her and her trucker to go fuck. When i open my door, it’s to
my surprise that it’s one of the new guy tenants. Hes so fucking sexy,
he makes my twat wet. I let him inside my trailer when he starts to
ramble on about how he’s having a tough time financially. I ain’t got
time for this bullshit, this is the second time he’s been late. I
quickly came up with a compromise and I told him that he can either fuck
me or he can get the fuck out. He’s so hard now, I can see his cock
trying to escape from his pants. He spins me around and bows me over
the couch.I look back to see him smiling from ear to ear. With one hand,
he pushes my tight little skirt down to my feet. He pulls my soaking
wet panties to the side.  In one hard thrust, he fills my swollen pussy.
I can feel my juices start to run down my leg. He fucks me hard,
pulling my hair and smacking my trailer trash ass. My clit begins to
swell. I’m almost there, I want to cum all over his big cock. All of a
sudden, I feel a hot blast deep in my mommy hole This little bitch came,
and without me! I slam him away from me and told him to get his shit
and get the fuck out. I didn’t get mine so, he ain’t getting his! So
now, I’m pissed off. I missed Jerry Springer and stuck here with a
throbbing, wet pussy.

My Painted Preggo Halloween Costume

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Halloween is coming soon and I wrack my brain thinking of a costume to wear as I walked around trick-or-treating with the girls. My usual slut costumes wont do with this belly hanging out. Even though it is October, it’s still hot as hell here in the south and I hate clothes anyway. I decided the closest I could come to slutty or naked would be body painting. I decided I would draw a pumpkin on my preggo belly and walk with my belly bare with nothing but shorts and a sports bra. It would bring stares, but hey, what do I care if the old bitties stare anyway? Maybe all the flesh showing will entice a Daddy or two to follow me home. Those bags of candy do get heavy and I may need help getting out of my costume! I’ll have to make sure that paint is edible, so my new friends can use their mouths to help me out of my costume. I sure do hope they love milk since my Mommy milk is flowing freely.  My hand finds its way into my panties as I play out this fantasy in my mind. I don’t think I’ve been this eager for Halloween in a while. I hear the girls playing in the next room and think of calling them in to nurse on Mommy. The thought  of their sweet little mouths latching on to my full tits is enough to get me there and as I moan loudly in orgasm, I see them peaking in the doorway and call them to me. It seems my fun for tonight has just started.

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Sweet Mommy And Daughter Creme

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You came in bringing doughnuts to celebrate National Creme Filled Donut Day. That’s when you find I am celebrating in my own way. My little one’s face was between my legs. She had been feasting on my Mommy creme since she first woke up. She says she loves the taste of Mommy’s pussy. You tell her you would love to do to her what she is doing to Mommy. She opens her legs wide to give you access to her young little cunt. When you start licking her little pussy so expertly, she speeds up what she is doing to me. Her sucking and licking increases in speed and intensity. She is moaning right into me. The vibrations echoing through me send me into orgasm and I flood her young mouth with Mommy creme, just as she is beginning to shake with the onset of her first orgasm.

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Tickling Leads To Broken Boundaries

Lactating phone sexHearing laughter coming from the other end of the trailer, I took a peek in their room. My two rugrats were having a ball tickling each other, giggling hysterically. This would not have been unusual if they had not both been naked. As I stood in the doorway and watched, I was overwhelmed by the sheer perfection of their young bodies. I decided to join in the fun and jumped right in the middle of their bed. As I had already been dressed for bed, I had on panties and a tank top, my big belly bulging beneath its hem. My littlest one, through her laughter informed me my shirt was wet. My milk was leaking again. It was sticky. Since they were naked, I decided to just pull my top off and continue playing. When my girls saw my breasts, their eyes bulged. My youngest wanted to know about my milk. When I explained the milk was for feeding the new baby, she didn’t say a word. She simply latched onto my tit with her mouth and started sucking. My other girl followed suit. The feelings rushing through me were far from maternal as my babies sucked the milk from my breasts. I wanted nothing more than to taste their little bodies. The sexual cravings were so intense, there was no way to resist. As each of my girls sucked on my tender nipples, my hands strayed to their little pussies, so tiny and tight. At the first touch, they relaxed against me, accepting my touch and loving it just as much as they loved the sweet Mommy milk they were feasting on. I had crossed a boundary tonight. I was now a “dirty mommy”, and I couldn’t wait to see where this new road led me.

Kiss Every Inch Of Me

Cock sucking mommyKissing is a huge turn on for me When I am kissed nice and deep, it really gets my pussy juices flowing, as if they weren’t flowing enough with all these preggo hormones. I like a nice, firm kiss with plenty of tongue. I like when it is slow and passionate and my tongue has plenty of time to explore and duel with yours. Kiss me all over! Start at my mouth and trail hot kisses down my neck. When you move to my breasts, I hope you like Mommy milk because all the excitement will have my tits flowing. Take time to savor the sweetness of me as you suckle on my boobs. You look so sexy nursing away, just like Mommy’s little baby. Trail those hot wet kisses over my big baby belly and right on down to my pussy. You know it really drives me crazy when you deny my pussy of those kisses, only to move down to my feet to lavish my toes with those wet tongue kisses of yours. You begin moving upward, kissing my instep, my calf, the back of my knee, my inner thigh. I’m begging now to feel your mouth on my soaking wet pussy. Don’t deny me any longer please. Let me feel that hot tongue of yours exploring my hot cunt. Suck on my clit and slurp up all my juice. Mmnn, I am so turned on. Let me return the favor by kissing every inch of you, especially that rock hard dick of yours. I can’t wait to get my mouth on you.

Lost Bet Causes Messy Sex

wet mommy pussyLosing a bet sucks! Here I sit in this blow up pool, covered in green gooey pudding due to a lost bet. You and your friend was having a good time laughing at my humiliation. When I took it one step further and shed my bathing suit, rubbing that pudding all over my tits and pussy, all laughing stopped. I invited you both into my pool and soon we were all covered in green pudding. My pregnant pussy was so wet. I took turns taking each of your cocks into my mouth before turning to my knees and sticking my ass out, inviting you to take my pussy.

The pudding made things slippery, but when you filled my pussy with your cock, the pudding was forgotten. All I focused on was the wonderful sensations in my pussy. No sooner had you flooded my pussy with your cum, your friend was there to claim his sloppy seconds.

Ass Fucking Text Session

Preggo phone sexDid you know we have offer cyber texting sessions for the same price as phone calls? Why would you want to pay for texting you ask? Believe me, it is incredibly hot. While you can’t hear my country twang through a text, you can use your imagination to add any accent or image you want to what is written. I thought messaging was kind of dumb until I have my first session. The man I was messaging sent me pics through email prior to the text session. I had a very good image of his face and more importantly – his cock. As I gazed at the pic on the screen, I imagined everything I would love to do to that nice fat cock. I imagined it in my mouth, my throat, and my fat preggo pussy. By this time, my snatch was dripping wet. As his words appeared on the screen and I found out he wanted me on all fours with my ass spread, I followed his commands. Throughout the session, I did everything he asked. I even imagined him sliding the 8 inch cock in my tightest hole. That session had me masturbating all night as I thought about all the naughty things he wanted to do to my pregnant pussy and ass. Before the end of that session I was craving a good hard anal fuck, and the only thing I had to offer myself that night was a dildo.

Where in the world is a nice hard redneck cock when you need one?

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