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Spraying the Delivery Man

lactating phone sexNot only is my belly growing, but so are my boobs, and for some reason, they are already getting full of milk. They have gotten o the point they are a bit uncomfortable, so I ordered a breast pump. The day it came by the man in the big brown truck was a fun day. I was walking around the house comfy as can be in my tank top and PJs when I heard a knock on the door. I love to flirt with this delivery guy because I notice him staring at my big belly and tits every time he comes over. He is fine as hell, but seems a tad bit dumb. He tells me I have a package. I know who it is from but want to have a bit of fun so I ask him. He tells me it is from Lactation Support – stumbling over the word lactation, obviously confused. I say yes – my breast pump. He looks at me dumbfounded. I tell him my breasts are already leaking from the pregnancy and I need to get some of the milk out. He still appears dumbfounded but I let it go. I tell him to come in while I check to make sure the pump wasn’t damaged in shipping. I open the box and tell him it looks ok, but I best try it before he leaves – just in case I need to send it back. I proceed to pull my titty out right in front of him. The dumb fuck just stares at me. As I prepare to put my tit in the suction horn, it starts to leak. Once I see the milk start down the tubes, I know that it is working. I really had no qualm that it wouldn’t. I just wanted to flash the guy and see if he would respond. Then I realized I had forgotten to put the collection bag on the end. I lifted the tube trying to attach the bag before it was too late. UPS guy decides to help and ends up with a face full of titty spray in the process! The look on his face was hilarious! I couldn’t help but laugh as he ran out the door like a scared little bitch! Well, I probably won’t be getting any of that cock any time soon, but its ok, the laugh was well worth it!


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